A Daughter’s Quote
Six years ago, heard this one Sunday morning from the mouth of my then nine-year-old while she watched The Pink Panther. “Why do every evil person have…
Six years ago, heard this one Sunday morning from the mouth of my then nine-year-old while she watched The Pink Panther. “Why do every evil person have…
“And you know what that heartless butcher prescribed” He said, ‘here, take this. It’s a suicide pill, with a mild laxative side effect.’ What kind of…
“What I do for a living may not be very reputable. But I am. In this town I’m the leper with the most fingers.”
“What is it, Nick? You need some chapstick or some lip gloss or something, Nick, because your lips keep getting stuck on your teeth. Or is…
“Course I’m respectable. I’m old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.”