Still more lazy thoughts from this one…

Opening Titles and Song: Lethal Weapon (1987)

Even as the spread of COVID-19 worsens in this very cruel year of 2020, really didn’t want it to affect the holiday season. But it does, if we’re being honest. So as we buckle down the big black belt in our Santa suits, staying out of the malls and away from crowds if we have any sense remaining, we’re left to watch traditional fare in our homes. It’s what I’ve been doing. So what Christmas movie to highlight for the last opening titles and song post for this terrible twelvemonth?

Given our plight… it would have to be 1987’s Lethal Weapon.

If you doubt it, John Rieber has written convincingly why Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

What? This isn’t a yuletide flick, you say? I bet you’re a Die Hard denier, too. And director Richard Donner pulled off this action-packed, rated-R movie set around Christmas time a year before John McTiernan did with his take. While this buddy-cop-film isn’t the first1, it was one to take the brash stylings of the ’70s2 and give it an Eighties sheen. Together with upping the violence factor, it also beat John McClane to the punch with quotable, profane dialogue by Shane Black3.

Martin Riggs: “Hey, look friend, let’s just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I’m suicidal, in which case, I’m fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I’m faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I’m fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I’m fucked.”

Roger Murtaugh: “Guess what?”

Martin Riggs: “What?”

Roger Murtaugh: “I don’t want to work with you!”

Martin Riggs: “Hey, don’t.”

Roger Murtaugh: “Ain’t got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked!”

Martin Riggs: “Terrific.”

Roger Murtaugh: “God hates me. That’s what it is.”

Martin Riggs: “Hate him back; it works for me.”

Covered by Chubby Checker and Bobby Rydell, Hall & Oates, The Platters, The Beach Boys, and a whole list of others.

This brings us to the film’s emblematic opening titles sequence. An unexpectedly dark start that featured a time-honored Christmas song; making it a tuneful template for future action fare4, as a result. Plus, chronicling the instigating event that gets the mayhem rolling.

Bobby Helm’s definitive Jingle Bell Rock song5 was turning three-decades-old when audiences reheard it as the Warner Bros. logo splashed on the screen. An ebullient take of Jingle Bells that brought the old standard into the Rock ‘N Roll era and played every gift-giving season thereafter. Musically fueling and contrasting the R/Greenberg Associates-designed credits6 appearing on the black backdrop with a bygone era and the shadowy vibe of the Reagan Decade.

By the time we get to the “Lethal Weapon” title that dark background morphed into an aerial nighttime view of its snowless Los Angeles setting. As other DPs have done, Stephen Goldblatt‘s camera embarks on “… a stylish and atmospheric tone via its movie title rendering.” Capturing the viewers’ imaginations with this town’s self-illuminated cityscape before centering its sights on Long Beach’s International Tower7. Fixing our eyes to one holiday-decorated condo in particular.

It’s here where the sequence takes a dire turn, skewing the cheerful tinsel tone as Jingle Bell Rock warps off-track. Handing off to Michael Kamen‘s mournful score as the reclined, partially clothed figure takes the stage. Although the young woman in seeming euphoria, the audience begins to realize it’s drug-induced8 as she moves to the powder-strewn glass top under the Christmas lights. Upended further still when she staggers out to the balcony with its high, alluring view of the city.

The opening emphasized an unconventional take on the holiday and its titles sequence, all the while someone’s daughter grimly takes in the scenery. Weightily casting it downward as the, “Written by Shane Black”, credit appears, which takes the excerpt and the young woman in that same direction. Forcing the audience to catch its breath as she takes the panorama in one last time. The camera catching the floors as they fleetingly flash past and the ground rushes up to greet the victim.

With the possible exception of Sam Peckinpah’s Wild Bunch, I daresay it ended on one of the most startling and tragic, “Directed By…”, credits ever put to film:

care of the Movie title stills collection

Regurgitating what I’ve said in other similar posts, “… this opening title sequence a metaphor for what’s happening to us, now.” My apologies for the gloomy tenor of the post, but what’s happening in the U.S. at this moment is affecting my outlook. Yet I do wish all a happy holiday, nonetheless. Just afraid it’s not going to be one for all, sadly enough.

  1. Akira Kurosawa‘s 1949 Japanese film Stray Dog, starring Toshiro Mifune and Takashi Shimura, is considered a precursor to the buddy cop film genre. ~ Wikipedia 
  2. Freebie and the Bean (1974). “The buddy/cop action comedy runs the gamut of racist, inappropriate sexist/homophobic jokes, and jaw-dropping stunts and twists while bad boy cops3 break the law, criminal and traffic, as they scream about the city with abandon. Ah…just like the ’70s.” 
  3. Considered one of the pioneer screenwriters of the action genre, Shane Black made his mark with his Lethal Weapon (1987) screenplay. And six of his screenplays are all set at Christmas time: Lethal Weapon (1987), The Last Boy Scout (1991), The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), Iron Man 3 (2013), and the unproduced Shadow Company. ~ IMDB 
  4. Die Hard would use the incongruous (for its L.A. setting) but traditional Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! for its end credits. Written by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne, performed by Vaughn Monroe
  5. “This is considered the first mainstream rock ‘n’ roll Christmas song. Helms was a new, relatively successful Country artist with two #1 country hits in 1957, “Fraulein” and “My Special Angel,” both of which were crossover hits that made it into the pop Top 40.” ~ Songfacts 
  6. Done in ’80s colorful 3D Serpentine font fashion. 
  7. Originally built in 1965, it is an ocean view condo building located at 700 East Ocean Blvd in Long Beach, California. One of the most recognizable structures with its circular shape and prominent location on the Ocean Blvd strip. Ironically, it is also outside L.A.P.D.’s jurisdiction and would preclude any involvement by this cast of characters. But hey, that’s showbiz. 
  8. To Nancy Reagan’s horror

6 Responses to “Opening Titles and Song: Lethal Weapon (1987)”

  1. Lloyd Marken

    I quite liked the font and opening credits of this. Interestingly enough Lethal Weapon 3 has good opening credits but Lethal Weapon 2 they skipped which was very unusual at the time. Now its par the course.

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  2. Cinematic Delights

    Great post, Michael! I haven’t seen Lethal Weapon for years so thanks for reminding me about it. (I just checked my Letterboxd: I gave it four stars back in June 2012 so time for a rewatch!)

    I hope you had a lovely Christmas and everything crossed for a better 2021. I hope your outlook starts to brighten 🙂

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    • le0pard13

      Thank you very kindly, Claire. My screening too was a fun revisit. Yes, Christmas was lovely, even if we just stayed home and had a very small celebration. Cheers for a better 2021. 🙂



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