“You ever seen women fight? I’m not talking professionally, where they know what they’re doing. I’m talking so pissed off they snap and turn into nightmare rabid she-devils striking with claws and fangs and fire burning from their eyes.
They fight uglier than men. I think a lot of that is because of how men are acculturated to use violence against each other for everything from redressing wrongs and gaining respect, to sealing friendships. Yeah, we’re kind of weird that way.
A lot of women don’t interact with each other quite the same way men do. From what I’ve been able to tell, when they fight, they fight dirty. Men have, oddly enough, a bunch of cultural failsafes built in. It either ends in death, broken bones or buying a round of beer. Sometimes all three.
The only thing that might maybe help you is if they don’t have the same body strength as men. And that’s iffy. I know a lot of slow, fat guys who could get taken down by a 12-year-old girl in a heartbeat.”